Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lie down for the night and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend, “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions of stars,” says Watson. Holmes asks his friend another question, “What does that tell you?”

“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is about a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that it will be fine tomorrow. What does it tell you?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you fool!!!!!…...Some b****rd has stolen our tent!!”