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Typical !!!!!
For all those of you who use computers and sometimes feel like knocking
seven bells of **** out of them from time to time there follows an extract
from the instruction book of one of the latest masterpieces of digital
technology……
“Due to the nature of the Diamondtron™ NF CRT, in rare cases, a misalignment
of the aperture grille may happen by the shock or vibration caused during
transportation. If a black vertical line appears on the screen, apply a
light shock to the side of the monitor with your hand. “
Which just goes to prove that if all else fails……hit it! |
Topical !!!!
An American fighter pilot was flying his F-14 over Afghanistan when
he noticed a flying carpet on his left hand-side on which sat a man with
a machine gun. He looked to his right and saw another carpet also manned
by a man with a machine gun.
"I've got to get out of this!" he thought so he accelerated flat out
like Mav and Gooseman and put his plane into a high speed loop and came
up behind both carpets. He opened fire and shot them both out of the sky!
On arriving back at his Aircraft Carrier he was told to report to the Captain
immediately.
"You idiot!" shouted the captain, "we saw what you did on our radar
and now we're in a s*** load of trouble"
"What do you mean ?" asked the pilot, "I shot both carpets down"
"I know that", said the Captain, "but they were Allied Carpets!"
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