…that Stig of the Dump was the only committee member with enough balls to take on the recent snow.

…that if it snowed more often on committee nights then perhaps said committee member might get there more often (Meow!)

…that Andy Elcomb’s ducks have found that snow can be an aphrodisiac.

…that the most recent 7oaks away day(s) to Bournemouth for the Sunseeker, nearly included a visit to the event sponsor’s exotic dancing establishment….

…that however an even more exotic Chinese meal and a couple of beers at the B&B was as exciting as it got…

…that some Rally service crews took pity on the poor 7oaks away days team and provided a coffee and bacon buttie service.

…that Darren Russell got his first taste of excitement in the lanes at night…

…that this actually consisted of manning a time control on the Kent Rally followed by breakfast at a hotel in Bexhill…wow this man knows how to live it up!

…that Darren was heard to say that road rallies are actually quite exciting and if he had the Visa up and running……

…that this is more likely than the Press and PR sec getting either of the McCoys going or anything of his other vehicles for that matter.