…that, in the spirit of Jubilee year, Darren Russell issued the following statement:

…that the Press and PR Sec won’t be using his all purpose NKS Mac for the 2004 Summer Autotest series because “his aero package hasn't been optimised for low speed running yet”...
…that the real reason is that he won’t be able to get it into the field….
…it's been a while since Darren Russell has played with anything fast and
powerful !! But why is he going round to the Webmaster’s house to correct
this?
…that after the Awards evening, the Editor has taken to wearing a silver crucifix to all 7oaks
events.
…that the DVLA revealed that Chin had purchased several personalised number plates with the figures 666 in them.
…that Ian Crocker needed to use the armco on the bowling lane to guide his ball....like he uses the armco on the track to guide his car
...that Roy Dawson was having trouble with his balls…..the ones you bowl with you naughty people..
…that the beer at the bowling alley was so cheap that Roy decided to take a bath with it.
…that after the bowling, Chin complained of an aching right wrist…he wondered if it was down to the weight of his balls…..
Anon(s)