That eternal puzzle……Pt 1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Political Responses:
George W Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
| 1st Driver: My car’s got a
transvestite gearbox.
2nd Driver: A transvestite gearbox? 1st Driver: Yes, it never knows what gear to change into! BOOM BOOM!
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Al Gore: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Colin Powell: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
Hanz Blix: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.
Mohammed Aldouri (Iraq ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
Ronald Regan: What chicken?
President Clinton:
I did not, and I repeat, I did not have sexual relations with that chicken.Martin Luther King:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.