Acorn March - Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It ........

that Sir Spins-a-Lot has a new challenger
that Sevenoaks motorclub’s own super hero “Sloggiman” was surprised to hear the Young Guns had hired Spiderman instead.
that the last round of the ASEMC Sardines Championship was won by Colin Billings and the Elcombs as they annexed the bar at the Bell.
that the stunning fitness of the rally driver in the Motorsports’ Safety Video had many Bexley and Sevenoaks members joining gyms
that Darren “Birdy” Russell joined a gym after feeling tired from a fifteen minute stint in a Kart. He complained of painful hands.
that the Comp Sec is a wimp (allegedly!)
that falling asleep at the wheel can even happen in a kart.
that Mike Rose won the Clubmans’ Kent (rather than Mick)
that Sam Collins is such a dashed good chap, he managed to man two Kent rally TC's and according to Motorsports News finish fourth overall on the event.
that Vicki Butler-Henderson was moved to utter a gushing "Thank you so much boys" at the sight of Colin Billings, Chin and Keith Lay in woolly hats on the Sunseeker.
that Roy Dawson complained "the shock could kill someone of his age" when fellow Sunseeker marshals attempted to take a photo of him being suddenly woken up.
that the guilty parties' response was that it would have made an even better picture.
that there were several TV personalities on the Sunseeker.......and Tony Jardine.
that Sam Collins' initiative to encourage more black drivers into rallying had suspiciously quick results, with an increase of 33% between the publication date of Motorsport News and the Sunseeker.
that CCC were not expecting to hear C F-G's extended medical history when they invited him to their "clinic".
that the dancers on the Harry Hill TV programme from the Sevenoaks Cardiac Rehabilitation Centre only got the job because the Sevenoaks and District Motor Club team failed the audition.

Anon