“OLD" IS WHEN...Your sweetie
says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't
do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN...Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you’re barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN...A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN...Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your
face.
"OLD" IS WHEN...You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN...You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..."Getting a little action" means I don't need to
take any fibre today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..."Getting lucky" means you find your car in
the superstore car park.
"OLD" IS WHEN...An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee |
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