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DOCTOR, DOCTOR………….   Doctor Darren had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all long.  No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.  The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, “You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last.” “And you're single. Let it go......" But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Darren, you're a vet...."	FOR SALE Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica.  45 volumes.  Excellent condition.  £500.00 or best offer.  No longer needed.  Got married last weekend.  Wife knows everything.
	PITLANE PLEASER An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says "For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay.

The Acorn : June Edition