…that Nick Crush is getting Crush Jnr ready for his first sprint, starting with how to put on a crash helmet.

…that Chin failed a recent MOT with rotten body work! Oh…hang on…should read Chin’s Astra failed its MOT with rotten bodywork…Sorry!

...that shares in cable ties have risen considerably as…allegedly…that is what’s holding most of the Chat Forum residents’ cars together.

...that due to NHS budget cuts Darren Russell’s collar bone is also held together with cable ties!

…that apparently the Editor’s PTA is NOT a parent teacher association but really a code name for a Porsche Track day Association. (I wish…The Ed)

…that after surviving the trip to the Nurburgring, Ian Crocker celebrated by having a map of the circuit tattooed on his backside!

...that Ian allegedly has a map of the Banjo at North Weald tattooed elsewhere,...hmmm can’t imagine where?