...that happiness is bumping into Liv Tyler……...v e r y s l o w l y
...that after recent exposure in MN led to Andy Watkins missing the desired result he's looking for ways to make the super Seat even cheaper..
...that Roy Dawson didn't complain about the beer prices in the Bell...
...that Aliens have abducted the real Roy.....
...that if you go down to the woods today you’re sure of a big surprise
...that you'll see Ross Savile “recovering” a dumped and smashed Metro.
...that describing seeing Ross in a battered lump of a rubbish English small motor car isn't really a big surprise
…that Stigs living in glass houses, had better know a very good Glazier!
...that Mick Rose found Andy and Viv’s Elcomb’s recent scatter all too exciting….he didn’t realise it could be that hard in the passenger seat!
...that Santa had a bit of trouble getting Colin Rodger’s Christmas present down the chimney...those BMW shaped prams are a nightmare!
…that The Ed is making Humble Pie for Sam Collins to eat at the Awards dinner.
...that Ritchie Gatt's future competition expenditure is under scrutiny after local TV reported that a Securicor van stolen in Horsham was found empty near his house.
...that Sam Collins was seen on the Forum auditioning for the Hollywood re-make of "Days of Thunder" (provisionally to be titled "Afternoons of a Graunching Fibreglass sort of noise").
...that Darren Russell was spotted on the internet impersonating a driver in Australian "Sprintcars".
...that another club member recently had reason to visit the Press and PR Sec's book publisher. On commenting about the procedure for gaining entry to the premises, which are above a nightclub and involves an intercom and automatic lock even in the daytime, he was informed : "We used to get drunks staggering in here"!
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