Mrs Mills Solves Your Problems

DEMANDING WIFE…..My wife is a motor racing driver.  Every weekend in the summer I have to go off racing with her as her mechanic.  While she struts around in her driver’s suit flirting with the other (male) drivers, I get oily and greasy slaving over a hot car.  Afterwards I crawl home exhausted, while my wife is high on racing adrenaline and all she wants to do, like all racing drivers, is indulge in energetic and prolonged lovemaking.  This is very unreasonable.  It may seem a perk for a mechanic, but I am suffering from anxiety as each race approaches. I cannot take much more.  Please help.
WJT, Monmouthshire

Mrs Mills says: Stop doing it yourself and call out a man from the AA.  (You might also persuade him to attend to the car as well).