Caption Contest Results:

Mark Dawson

(Through clenched teeth) - 'Hurry up and take that bloody picture, I'm about to fart'

Gordon Franks

1. 'I asked for a wheel wrench, not a real wench!'
   

2. 'What's the difference between a real wench and a wheel wrench? - None--they both screw up your nuts!'
   

Well! They're both good enough to win this months prize of an extra Time Control on the Kent and a choice of seats at the Dinner Dance--well done chaps (nice to see that we can keep smut out of this magazine.)

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