….that the Acorn’s SW correspondent has finally admitted that the natives of that part of the world are "drunken, inbred, badger baiting Lithuanians"

….that the 7Oaks Vice President smokes real man’s cigarettes!
 
….that bowing to pressure from Motorsport News, the Chairman has now acquired a parrot and is training it to sit on his shoulder....
 
….that the MSA has reacted to the demands of the 7Oaks Press and PR Officer by allowing him to carry large door numbers on road rallies, providing the number is 01, he fits musical air horns that play "Dixie" and only the Webmaster (in the shape of his on-line Forum alter ego) navigates......

….that the Editor now not only eats Yorkie bars but has become a frequent visitor to www.techren.net Anon and on and on……….

Anon