…that the distance some MM Tourist Trophy and Hillclimb regular contenders travel to events is getting out of hand….

A.Webber and R.Nichols, apparently on a hill just across the bay from Eric Clapton's Caribbean back garden....

....that poser Neil Armstrong was asked if the Rally of Kent course car could borrow his Lancer's plug-in Dust Buster hoover thingy to suck up bits of broken windscreen. The muffled reply from deep within said Evo was:
"Gerrout of it! Its in use and I'm very busy! (pant, pant).

….that our SW correspondent is getting ready for the sprint season by mowing his lawn early. Apparently his Flymo blades have been sharpened so much it helps with throttle response; perhaps he ought to try attaching said blades to his Escort.
....that not satisfied with being young and gifted in eight different motorsport disciplines and one written one, the Press and PR Sec is now seriously thinking of taking up lawnmower racing and has already fired up enthusiasm from several of the chat forum residents.

.…that, not to be outdone by YG&B, after Daniel Whittington sells his Maestro MGOC he maybe upgrading to a tasty little ride on number.

.…that the Battured Cup is becoming a fiercely contested  battle for 2003, with new nominee Mick Rose managing to squish the back of his mini on a bank before the start of the marshalling on the Rally of Kent, while Ross Saville has taken a tip from Ralph Travers and driven his mini into a stationary truck outside the rolling road test place!

.…that Clive Cook, our off road specialist and Autotest organiser, decided that Hemsted Forest may not be a good place for a PCT. He found out the hard way that he would have been better off marshalling at the Rally of Kent in his trials special, as the Sierra he was driving got stuck.
 
 

.…that the lid has been lifted on Spiderman’s secret identity after the Comp Sec was seen scaling the dizzy heights of the Rally of Kent headquarters building.

.…that Sloggiman may now attempt to scale the dizzy heights of his camper van at the June North Weald in an attempt to win back some publicity.

....that it was reported that things were going badly in Iraq and reinforcements had to be sent - but we didn't realise just how bad things were for George Dubya....…!

....that the Rally of Kent's drivers have been called up to Iraq due to their experience in driving through the sandstorm conditions of Hemsted.

....that Darren Russell has trouble getting it all lined up, and fails often for it (his MOT that is).

Anon