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NAUGHTY JOKE OF THE MONTH
Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy - and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship. Everyone drowned, and soon they were standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly, and said,
"I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."
Then came the second straight guy and his wife.
"Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"
The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously,
"It doesn't look good, Dick."!
THOUGHT OF THE MONTH
XVXRY KXY IS NXXDXD--Anon
Though my typxwritxr is an old modxl, it works quitx wxll xxcxpt for onx kxy.
Thxrx arx 46 kxys which function wxll xnough,but just onx kxy not working makxs thx diffxrxncx.
Somxtimxs it sxxms to mx that our Club is likx my typxwritxr, not all thx kxys arx working propxrly. You may say, "Wxll, I am only onx pxrson; it won't makx much diffxrxncx." But you sxx, for thx Club to bx xffxctivx, it nxxds thx activx participation of xvxry pxrson. So thx nxxt timx you think you arx only onx pxrson and that your xffort is not nxxdxd, rxmxbxr my typxwritxr and say to yoursxlf, "I am a kxy pxrson and am nxxdxd vxry much!"
TOPICAL JOKE
News just in from Japan. They have banned all animal movements after discovering some nibbled beds in Tokyo.
They think it could be an outbreak of ........ wait for it...
FUTON MOUSE. EEK!
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